Odds of getting a “yes” increase dramatically in proportion to how hungry your beloved is.
dying.
Eggscellent news
I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.
(via oh-jessica)
| What I mean: | You are one of the best friends I've ever had. The level on which we connect baffles me. I'm so so happy that I can share my interests, secrets, guilt, faults, joys, and insecurities with you in confidence and receive encouragement to improve and keep being better, and I'm comfortable with the ease with which I can reciprocate those feelings and that support to you as well. We make a great team and I'm really fortunate to have you in my life. |
| What I say: | u lil shit |
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
(Source: iseeincolor91, via les-joies-de-vivre)
This is the only time I’ll say this, but it’d be cool to have a hall of girls so I could put Ryan Gosling motivational memes up…… Pretty sure my 40 guys would not appreciate it haha
(via heyypickmeuplove)
